Baseball is on the horizon. Here's a trio of shirts to get you in the mood for 162 excuses for a nap.
The leadoff batter in this murderer's row (of three) is the starting pitcher from the Gashouse Gorillas from the Bugs Bunny classic "Baseball Bugs". This officially licensed product from LooneyTunes on Zazzle will look great on anybody who thinks sports are best played with a cigar in your mouth.
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Trying to get the leadoff runner over is this next shirt, which details mankind's evolution from a lowly ape to a baseball batter who has the hacky swing for which ground balls are made. It's a step up from riding mastodons, I guess. And the guy behind the batter should really watch out. Or at least throw on some protective gear.
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Finally, the batter who is inevitably gonna hit into a triple play is the customized flask with baseball piping. It's a clever way of couching your alcoholism into our nation's pastime. My advice: get two. One labeled Dr. Jekyll and the other Mr. Hyde. Drink rum out of the Mr. Hyde one. And varnish out of the other.
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