None Of Your Business Cards

These are business cards but they don't mean business. They are fun and clever.

A retro throwback to the heyday of VHS...

Videotape Business Card Templates by Grafikcard

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...or your name and info inside a mouth...

Pink Lips and Cool Texture Business Card Template by businesscards247

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...or as a concert ticket.

concert ticket business card template by asyrum

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The Walking Dead

The season finale of The Walking Dead is on Sunday, so here's three Zazzle products you may want to put your claim on.

Survivor 1: Hey, sweet t-shirt. (stabs zombie in head)
Survivor 2: Thanks, I got it on Zazzle. (shoots zombie in head)
Survivor 1: I like how it's a humorous take on the Subway slogan. (throws zombie out window)
Survivor 2: It's educational, too. (gets bit by zombie)
Survivor 1: Can I have it now?

Zombies - Eat Flesh! Restaurant Mens Tshirt by reaphavok
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You've heard of a zombie? Well, this is a ZomBee. By the great ContactEstablished.

Zombee T-shirt by ContactEstablished
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You might as well be honest about what a horribly selfish person you are when the zombie invasion starts. In fact, why wait?

Zombie Trip T Shirt by FurorDesigns
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Dental Health Day

Get your toothbrushes out and raise them up to Gingivitis, the god of teeth. Here's three dental-related Zazzle products.

"Flossin' ain't just for gangstas" is an adorable shirt that combines the task of flossing with the joy of being a gangsta. Venn diagrams were invented for shirts like these.

Flossin' ain't just for gangstas (DARK) Shirts by TheLeafDesignCo

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"Molar Bear" is a polar bear that is a molar. Kinda bizarre, but it works. Not to be confused with the "Moral Bear" mug, which is a picture of a polar bear helping an old woman cross the street.

Molar Bear Polar Tooth Bear Mugs by The_Shirt_Yurt

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The "I Lost My 1st Tooth" button is very simple and marks a milestone and it's much more heart-warming than the very unpopular "I Love My Last Tooth" button.

Cute Lost My 1st Tooth Gift Buttons by MainstreetShirt

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Play Ball!

Baseball is on the horizon. Here's a trio of shirts to get you in the mood for 162 excuses for a nap.

The leadoff batter in this murderer's row (of three) is the starting pitcher from the Gashouse Gorillas from the Bugs Bunny classic "Baseball Bugs". This officially licensed product from LooneyTunes on Zazzle will look great on anybody who thinks sports are best played with a cigar in your mouth.

Gashouse Gorillas Pitcher T-shirt by looneytunes

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Trying to get the leadoff runner over is this next shirt, which details mankind's evolution from a lowly ape to a baseball batter who has the hacky swing for which ground balls are made. It's a step up from riding mastodons, I guess. And the guy behind the batter should really watch out. Or at least throw on some protective gear.

Baseball Evolution ~ Baseball Player Tee Shirts by evolveshop

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Finally, the batter who is inevitably gonna hit into a triple play is the customized flask with baseball piping. It's a clever way of couching your alcoholism into our nation's pastime. My advice: get two. One labeled Dr. Jekyll and the other Mr. Hyde. Drink rum out of the Mr. Hyde one. And varnish out of the other.

Personalized Flask Baseball by samack

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Cool For Cats

The Triple Zazzle is the ONLY place on the internet where you're gonna find anything about cats.

First up, it's a feline-related take on the 1970s disco movie starring Jan Thozomas. Just picture a cat getting all hopped up on catnip and carrying a can of paint down the street the soundtrack of The Bee Gees.

Caturday Night Fever T-shirts by GoodToGoTees
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Next up is the most politically charged image I've seen since that infamous photo of Winston Churchill eating a Hot Pocket at the Yalta Conference. It's obviously a play on words (Chairman Mao), but also a great representation of the face a cat would make if you snapped on a collar and a patrol cap and made him pose for Christmas photos.

Chairman Meow! Outlined T-shirt by obeythepurebreed
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 Third up, cat fighting an equally-sized dinosaur. Michael Crichton would be so proud.

cat vs t-rex shirts by bguertner
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Kickin' It Off Old School

Our first triple is a trio of 80s' inspired parody t-shirts.

First off, we have "RUN CMD", a nerdy take on the famous RUN DMC logo. If RUN CMD was a real music group, they would probably perform the following songs:

1. I.T.'s Tricky
2. My Amiga
3. Christmas in Hierarchical Navigation Structure

RUN CMD T-SHIRT by DarrylDalton

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Next, it's "Back to the Suture", a take on the 1985 Michael J. Fox classic. If your friend has his third triple bypass operation, he'll wanna wake up wearing this pop culture emblem. Even better if you hire a Christopher Lloyd lookalike to burst into the hospital room with a handful of mylar balloons. Maybe even the real Christopher Lloyd.

Back To The Suture - Get Well Soon Surgery T-Shirt by insanitees

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And finally, "Bubble Bath Says Relax", a more innocent take on the classic Frankie Goes To Hollywood shirt. Certainly a bubble bath sounds more relaxing than whatever Frankie was implying in that song, even though both result in needing a shower afterwards.

BUBBLE BATH SAYS RELAX Funny Bathtime T-Shirt by chemicalimbalance

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